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My 5 yr olds interprets the Star Spangled Banner

  Author:  15228  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/11/2003 12:14:00 PM)
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My daughters class has to sing the star spangled banner every morning. The poor teacher, she earns her money. My daughter comes home and sings it a LOT. The first several hundered times it was cute, now it is annoying.

Here is a current version, not complete because it does change and of course she can't remember it all. But it is more recognizable now than when she first began.

Oh say can you see (so far, so good).

by the daughter belight

What so proudly was hailed at the highlites gleaming

and the awesome cemetaries

that was thristy gleaming

Gave proof to the high

that bright banner still weighed

Over the home above the babe

for the home of the babe

(thank you, she'll be here all week, try the veal)







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Date: 10/11/2003 12:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 3688    hehe kids are so cute   
Date: 10/11/2003 12:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao, that is so cute. im laughing so hard over here. i love this.   
Date: 10/11/2003 12:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 36757    aww how cute!!  
Date: 10/11/2003 12:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 36901    LMAO! That's precious.  
Date: 10/11/2003 12:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 1225    That's so sweet, I think I need to see the dentist  
Date: 10/11/2003 12:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 15228    Oh goodness 1225, hope they don't have to pull TO many teeth  
Date: 10/11/2003 1:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 36956    LOL!!! Thats to cute. Sounds like a version my son would have sang....hehe  
Date: 10/11/2003 3:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 54968    LOL! Cute!   
Date: 10/11/2003 4:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 58030    u shuda heard my lil sister say the pledge sooo cute  
Date: 10/12/2003 1:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    LMBO! Oh my Kelly, how can you keep a straight face when she is singing this song so you don't hurt her feelings? The kids are so precious when they learn these big songs and butcher them. lol.  
Date: 10/13/2003 8:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 53284    My kids used to think it was "Jose can you see" and they asked me what a dawnsearly light was.  

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