Just a few fun little (clean) quotes from George Carlin.. his humor just fits me so well... gotta love him.
"Frisbeetarianism is the philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck."
"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
"I finally accepted Jesus -- not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from." -- George Carlin, Brain Droppings
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
and.. just to end off with a cynical note..here..lol
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