Internation Who's Who

Lets start this story from the beginning, like any proper story should. Awhile back I was looking in my bulk inbox (99% of all my spam email goes here) and as I quickly glanced over all the various people and products spamming me, something caught my eye. An email from the Internation Who's Who in Professional Management. Granted, I had been accepted into various Who's Who categories in High School, the kind that look good on your resume and have little other purpose. So, there I was looking at the email and figured, "Ah, what the heck, I got 5 minutes. I can fill out the registration form." Then I completely forgot the entire affair, confident in the fact that I would not be accepted, but that I gave that little effort to make me feel like I did something. Then one morning at work I got a phone call (I am in the military and where I work phone calls are usually something one doesn't look forward too. Lo and behold, it was Internation Who's Who of Professional Management wanting to set up a phone interview with me to see if I qualify to be in the 2004 edition of the book. Stunned, I agreed on a date. Long story short, I got a letter in the mailbox last week telling me that I had indeed been accepted. So in conclusion I would just like to thank everyone here for having a place that I can set as my homepage and post my monumental achievement. (Disclaimer: the above article is true in its entirety and was written my me. I cannot be held accountable for any spelling or grammatical errors because I hate rereading anything that I write.)

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