You are down So melancholy You got dumped, or fired, or whatever You are down Moping around to a dark cloud Well cheer up, somewhat Because I’ve got new for you
Someday you'll see the foil lining 'Cause silver's too expensive Rely on your Reynold's® to get by. Someday you'll see the plastic lining Because now foil's too high-priced That's the way life will downsize, again
You are sad So lost in your folly You lost a friend, a pet, or whatever You are drowned In your semisweet tears Well take a deep breath Because I’ve got news for you
Someday you'll see the foil lining 'Cause silver's too expensive Rely on your Reynold's® to get by. Someday you'll see the plastic lining Because now foil's too high-priced That's the way life will downsize, again
So cold In your own little orbit round the sun Somewhere near Pluto And all you’ve got left now Is a song that’s not even helping you Oh, well! Who cares? I gotta sing it!
Because someday you’ll notice that that candy bar And your pizza have all gotten smaller And your heart has gone right with it Yeah, someday you’ll seek the answers to this all And you’ll find out It’s all just a corporate downsize
Oh, someday you'll see the foil lining 'Cause silver's too expensive Rely on your Reynold's® to get by. Someday you'll see the plastic lining Because now foil's too high-priced That's the way life will downsize, again
Yes, that’s the way life’ll downsize, again...
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