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things that you will never hear a man say ....collisl

  Author:  11677  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/27/2003 2:52:00 AM)
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Here honey, you use the remote.

You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

While I'm up, can I get you anything?

Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?

Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.

Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

We never talk anymore

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Replies:      
Date: 9/27/2003 3:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 28670    Hi Son!!! This is hillarious and true!  
Date: 9/27/2003 4:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 62146    Ha true.

*Cosmic Freak*
  
Date: 9/27/2003 4:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    Haha! lol Thanx for sharing! =p  
Date: 9/27/2003 8:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 60945    lol guys can't say this to us because they're too busy being nagged at by us but it's fun! lol One day, I'll make my dad say this to my mom... *evil plan in the works*  
Date: 9/27/2003 8:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 53013    LOL! Cute, I know that I won't be hearing any of these!!  
Date: 9/27/2003 11:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 62348    I hear some of this stuff from my boyfriend...lol...MemzerEyes

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