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natural selection

  Author:  50434  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/25/2003 10:37:00 PM)
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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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Date: 9/26/2003 2:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 26452    *nods in agreement* yup lol  
Date: 9/26/2003 6:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 53478    LMAO! That's great...  
Date: 9/26/2003 9:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    HAHA! yeh yeh... :P  
Date: 9/26/2003 11:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 62060    yup, thats soooo true.  
Date: 9/27/2003 8:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 55903    LOL! I guess that is why the bars are so crowded on Saturday night!  

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