NEW MEDS FOR WOMEN
DARNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
ST. MOM’S WORT
Plant extract that treats moms’ depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
EMPTY NESTROGEN
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful the kids were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out.
PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.
FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
ANTIBOYOTICS
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.
MENICILLIN
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person….can we get naked now?"
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.
EXTRA STRENGTH BUY-ONE-ALL
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donny Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.
JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can’t remember your birthday, anniversary, or phone number.
ANTITALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.
SEXCEDRIN
More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.
RAGAMET
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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