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The Lonely Pancake ~*~L_Croft~*~

  Author:  62273  Category:(Poetry) Created:(9/16/2003 12:28:00 PM)
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***I wrote this poem during Algebra Prep. today =)****

There once was a Lonely Pancake,
Cooked in the Waffle House,
'Til it was finally bought,
By a girl with a pretty blouse.


He was served with coffee,
Not to mention eggs,
He was put on a hot plate
LP wished he had legs.

The girl took him to a table,
The eggs piling on him,
She poured on syrup,
He thought this was a sin.

The girl spared him his last moments,
She ate the eggs first,
But as she poked him with a fork,
He said "Here comes the worst!!"

The girl cut him into bits,
And ate him, one by one,
And by the time she paid the bill,
The Lonely Pancake was done.

L_Croft

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Replies:      
Date: 9/16/2003 12:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 51463    First the poptart and now the pancake lol I like this one a lot too - good post =-bootz-=  
Date: 9/16/2003 2:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    L Croft..This is precious Excellant writing and I love my pancakes dripping with syrup Thanks for the fine read. Write on   
Date: 9/16/2003 3:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62273    AWWWW, thanks Bootz and Kronk!  
Date: 4/9/2005 11:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    LOL...I can honestly say this is the best pancake poem I've ever read.  

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