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Crazy People Talk. . . . BreathingBody

  Author:  61966  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/15/2003 3:09:00 PM)
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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

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Date: 9/15/2003 3:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 51463    lol that's really funny. great post breathing body =-bootz-=  
Date: 9/15/2003 4:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 38601    lol...  
Date: 9/15/2003 6:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 60395    that's funny! great post!  
Date: 9/15/2003 7:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    he!he!he! LMBO.  
Date: 9/16/2003 1:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 62060    lol  

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