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Heaven is full of Ducks !!

  Author: 62348  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/13/2003 6:48:00 PM)
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps onone. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. The manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!" ~MezmerEyes~ <o> . <o>

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Date: 9/13/2003 7:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 62267    lmao that is so mean!...Freaq  
Date: 9/13/2003 8:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    ROTFLMAO I love it!!!!!  
Date: 9/13/2003 9:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 61966    LMBO!!! AWW thats so mean!! LoL good one though. Thanks for sharing it with us all.  
Date: 9/13/2003 11:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 38849    This was good, I am laughing loudly. --
  
Date: 9/14/2003 12:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL! nasty!  
Date: 9/14/2003 12:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    he!he!he! LMBO!  
Date: 9/14/2003 2:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 15157    lol I needed a laff  
Date: 9/15/2003 3:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 32318    aww poor lady!!! lol  
Date: 9/15/2003 5:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62348    yeap I think it was too funny...Mezmereyes
Date: 9/16/2003 1:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 62060    heh heh heh... good one.  
Date: 1/28/2007 12:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    *Chuckles*...  

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