An old lady was pulled over for speeding. The policeman asked for her licience. "I got it rovoked years ago for drunk driving." The cop asked for registration. "It's in my compartment, but I've got a gun in there. See, I killed my son and his body is in the trunk." The cop calls for backup. Backup arrives, and the Lt. is talking to her. "Now, I'm gonna ask again. Do you have your licence?" The old lady pulls it out "yes, officer." The Lt. is bazzled. "My policeman over there told me that it was taken away from you. Do you have registration?" The old lady opens an empty compartment and pulls out her registration. "My policeman over there told me you had a gun in you compartment. May I see your trunk?" the Lt. says, confused. The old lady opens her trunk. The Lt. sees a spare, a toolbox, and some flares. "My policeman also told me that you had a body in here," says the Lt. "Yeah. I bet that liar over there also told you that I was speeding."
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