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Date: 8/15/2003 5:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 58030
 what ya do is you take a wire and you losely tie it to a porch u run it across the porch and then on the roof you have a bucket of jello water if it's a blonde... they're hair is permanantly died  |
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Date: 8/15/2003 5:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 13969
~Have some fun in wal-mart~ 1. Pick up condom packages and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all alarm clocks in the house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone, "Code 3 in house wares",...and see what happens. 5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a caution wet floor sign to a carpetted area. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 9. Look right into the security cameria and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "Pick me Pick ME!!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume that fetal position and scream "No Its those coices agian!!!!!!!!" AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, 15. Go into a fitting room and yell really loud "Were out of toilet paper in here!"  |
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Date: 8/15/2003 5:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 13969
Here's some more that I found... |
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Date: 8/15/2003 5:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 13969
obviously some of these won't apply, but the hairdryver one is pretty funny.... 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior [email protected] or [email protected]. 4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing. 6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it. 7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. 8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.' 10) Reply to everything someone says with,'That's what you think.' 11) Finish all your sentences with:'In accordance with the prophecy.' 12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way. 13) Don't use any punctuation. 14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer. 16) Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.' 17) Sing along at the opera. 18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.) 20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.' 21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 23) Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies. 24) Call the psychic hot line and don't say anything. 25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard. 26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, 'I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week! 27) When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives,they're loose!' 28) Tell your boss, 'It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.' 29) Tell your children over dinner.'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.' 30) Every time you see a broom, yell 'Honey, your mother is here!' |
Date: 8/15/2003 5:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 18155
Gee... let me think. Nawww, all of mine involve either firearms and/or explosives and are best left up to proferssionals. Sorry, wish I could be of help. Sounds like a good time though. Enjoy.  |
Date: 8/15/2003 5:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 52489
Hmmm. Let me think. Ah! Go to the grocery store and buy a box a soda straws. Then sit at home with your favorite music playing on the stereo and make "Blair Witch" stick figures, and spend the night tying them to people's trees and car antennas! Plain old kite string is great for this.  |
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Date: 8/15/2003 6:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 52489
Go into a grocery store with a napkin tied around your neck, and holding a knife and fork! |
Date: 8/15/2003 6:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 43948
Okay these are excellent. I love you guys.  |
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Date: 8/15/2003 7:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 13969
Throw some dry ice into paint, set on someone's doorstep, ring doorbell and sit back and watch the fun. HA HA HA! |
Date: 8/15/2003 8:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 33900
13969 Rocks!....I'm going to try a few of those!..John hgas GOT to read this!..LOLOLOL  |
Date: 8/15/2003 8:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 53052
female and female friends?? movie night/beauty night??  |
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Date: 8/15/2003 10:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 62146
start a time capseal You know you get a box put some thing in it and sometime in the future some people will undig it and be all like wow antiqes. Or you could plane to undig it yourself in a few mouths or something.Ok what else Start a web site. Oh and come to my party at USM it's titled be your self and have fun party in party line. Any way I know the feeling so hope things get fun for you. *cosmic freak*  |
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Date: 8/15/2003 11:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 62146
Hey sand gosht has some good suggestions I might try some of them. *Cosmic Freak* |
Date: 8/17/2003 3:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 54174
hehe. my friends and I did the condom box in peoples carts in Kmart a long time ago. well they had been watching us on the camera apparently and some security approached us and told us not to do that or we'd be kicked out. how rude! lol  |
Date: 8/20/2003 1:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 34865
LOL at sandghost! those are great...omg 54174 got caught ahahahahahaha..........have fun but dont get into too much trouble  |
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