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A Few Funny Quotes

  Author:  62310  Category:(Quotes) Created:(8/15/2003 3:51:00 PM)
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

-Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

-Steven Wright

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

-Steven Wright

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Date: 8/15/2003 5:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao, cute.  
Date: 8/17/2003 9:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 61930    LOL Those are pretty good.  
Date: 8/23/2003 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 44960    Good quotes, thanks for sharing   

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