Banana: Hello!
Gilly: Who are you??
Banana: I’m… a banana!!!
Gilly: Kewl…!
Toby Keith: Yo! Who’s your daddy?!?
Me: Hi-ya Toby!
Toby: Hi, Cassie!
Buffy: *Chases vampire*
Scully: Hey! I just finished the Medical Journal!
Mulder: Aw, Come on, Scully! The Encyclopedia of Alien Abductions is more interesting! *Swats bee and kisses Scully*
Scully: *Giggle*
Me: I have bad news, and good news!
Everyone: What???
Me: The bad news is, you’re all gonna die tomorrow! The good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!
*Everyone is silent*
Geico Gecko: Well, hello!
Arnold: AH! Vote for me! I’ll be back!
Hannibal: Hello Clarice…
Gilly: *Pokes Cassie*
Me: *Wakes up*
Gilly: You’re drooling…hehehe.
Somguy whos name I can’t remember: Here’s looking at you, kid…
Banana: Hey! She’s eating me---!
Gilly: *Burps* yumm…
Loofah: Mmmmpphhhmmmmphhmmmphh! (Translator: Look outside, guys!!)
Bob: *Looks outside* LOOFAH!! STOP PITCHIN’ LOAVES IN THE YARD!!!!!
Gilly: Darn you, Loofah!
Spider-man: *Swings by*
Tom the cat: Is you, or is you aint my baby…
*All the girl-kitties faint*
Mulder: Hey, guys, did you see that UFO?!?!?!?!
Scully: *Does the cha-cha*
Cig smoking man: *Puff* You saw nothing… *Puff*
Men in black trench coats: Neo, you are the one…
Gilly: Sorry! No Neo in here!
Men in black trench coats: Ooh… sorry to bother you…
SUDDEN (Buy X-Files merchandise!) SUBLIMINAL (Eat pie!) MESSAGE (Doesn’t a Big-Mac sound good right about now?)
We deny that this message ever happened…
Gilly: I want a pie…
Me: Does anyone know where I can find X-Files T-Shirts?
Bob: I wanna Big-Mac!
THE END FOR NOW
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