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*~* Things Guys Should Know About Girls *~* Hey,Hey,Paula

  Author:  53961  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/13/2003 9:20:00 AM)
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Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in our unmentionables just like you do.

Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your tail at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.

Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

Don't be afraid to touch them in a nice way if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being with you.

Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it.

Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the jeebees out of him.

If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any guestures back.

Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

Don't flirt with their moms... that's just freaky.

Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crud, so be understanding.

If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better darn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

Memorize their birthdays! You forget her birthday and you're basically messed up for life.

Don't marinade the cologne.

Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

And... from a parent, Pleae bring her home by curfew! We worry until they are safely home!

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Replies:      
Date: 8/13/2003 10:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 56840    Awesome stuff here! Guys, read this, it's true! :P  
Date: 8/13/2003 10:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 57074    lol yessssss! we need every guy to read this!  
Date: 8/13/2003 11:01:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53961    lol!  
Date: 8/13/2003 1:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 52130    lol i like the first one...  
Date: 8/13/2003 1:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 60945    lol I'm gonna have to put that in my profile! hehe  
Date: 8/14/2003 2:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 45906    guys need to read this  
Date: 8/14/2003 11:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 37150    the 3rd one is SO RIGHT! LOL!!! ;-)  
Date: 8/15/2003 12:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 51456    i m not allowed date..SO I WOULDN'T KNOW. *rolls seyes ahngs head i shame, reaches for tissue*  

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