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Last Request........

  Author:  48989  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/7/2003 10:39:00 PM)
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Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants.

The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"

"Certainly," replied the warden.

He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"

"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."

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Date: 8/8/2003 12:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 60945    LOL! I don't like the macarena either!   
Date: 8/10/2003 4:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 60395    hehehe took me a minute to get it GOOD JOKE LoL Ill tell that one to my friends  

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