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Your serious about computers when........ SmoknJokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/3/2003 8:09:00 PM)
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You comment, while watching a sunset, that the image would be enhanced with 10% more magenta and a higher resolution.

When someone tells you about a great new program and you're very disappointed to find that it's on TV.

If while driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the houses - they do not appear to be legitimate WWW addresses.

When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service Weather/ your_town/ now.html than to simply look out the window.

When you start using phrases like: [email protected].

If you call in sick because you found a great new WWW site.

If you can type your top 10 favorite Web sites, by heart.

If your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 36 hours.

If your net provider suggests you try a competitor, because you're exceeding 300 hours a month connect time.

If on the way home from work, you use your portable and cellular phone in your car, to reprogram a Tomahawk missile, in flight, and redirect it to take out the joker in the Cadillac who cut you off.

When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.

If you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window

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Date: 8/3/2003 8:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 13897    too bad they aren't realistic... except the one about knowing your top 10 web addresses by heart. usually jokes are funnier when they have truth behind them. just my observations.  
Date: 8/3/2003 8:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 38095    Yep, definitelly me Most, if not all of these I can relate to   
Date: 8/3/2003 9:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 36994    lol, with my strange imagination, i picture an alt and F4 button on a car, and pressing it to close the window:P thanks for sharing   
Date: 8/3/2003 9:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 8905    mine is that I say laugh out loud instead of laughing sometimes  
Date: 8/7/2003 9:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 55009    LOL Phantom Crow i do that too or i will be like sits on the couch when i sit down... i am such a computer dork lol  

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