Two girls were walking along a path until they found a set of tracks. the first girl said, "Those are deer tracks!" The second girl said, "No, they're not!!! They're deer tracks!!!" 10 minutes later a train came by and hit them.
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Two brothers were on the roof fixing a broken shingle and their chimney. One guy was Joe, and the other was Mick. Later in the afternoon, the wind came by and blew down their ladder. So, Mick said, "Hey!! The ladder just got knocked down!! What should we do?" "I know!!" Joe said, "Why don't I throw you down there and you can get the ladder, so I can climb down." "I'm not stupid!! I'm gonna get hurt!!" "Well," Joe said, "Do you have a better idea?" "Yes." "What is it then?" "Why don't we call for help and someone may come by and help us. Maybe I can have you hang off the side of the house." "That won't work and plus we have sore throats," Joe said. "OOOHH!!!! Even better!!!" Mick said. "What?!?!?" Joe said, getting annoyed. "Why don't I pull out my flashlight and turn on the light. Then, you can walk down the beam of light," Mick said. "I'm not stupid," Joe said, "You'll turn it off when I'm halfway there!" You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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