An Italian man immigrates to America. He starts sweeping floors in a pizzeria, and after 15 years works his way up to owning a small chain of pizzerias. Now that he is wealthy he decides to have a huge house designed and built for him... And it is going to have everything!
One day he is talking to the contractor and says, "Make a you sure you puta plenty da halo statues inna da house. I wanna hava lotsa da halo statues. One inna every room, even da bathroom."
The contractor assumes his client is very religious and carefully plans a niche in every room. He even personally searches for the perfect statue for each niche.
Finally, the house is finished. The Italian man walks through his new home for the first time. The contractor points out all the features, and finally the Italian man says, "But wherea are alluh my halo statues? I wanna lotsa halo statues!"
The contractor points to the niches and says, "I put a statue in every room, like you asked."
The Italian replies, "No, no, no! I donna no wanna nonea da Saintas. I wanna da halo statues! You knowa da halo statues es? Deya ring anda you picka dem up, anna you say, 'halo, stat you?'" You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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