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Fortune Teller.....SmoknJokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/27/2003 12:14:00 PM)
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A frog goes to have his fortune told. The swami looks at his little webbed palm and says, "Aha! You're about to meet a beautiful young lady who is going to want to know everything about you."

The frog says,"Thanks! I'm going to run right back to the pond so I won't miss her."

The swami says, "You won't meet her at the pond. You're going to meet her in her freshman biology class."

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Date: 7/27/2003 12:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    LMAO! That's a good one! ;o)  
Date: 7/27/2003 12:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    LOL, poor frog  
Date: 7/27/2003 2:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 11176    lmao good one  
Date: 7/27/2003 7:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 8278    LOL that was good. the poor little frog. i remember doing that in high school...EEEEWWWWWWW  

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