USM Gets Pickled..PT11...PrivateLady

At the Lab...................

Emi is pacing back and forth waiting for Kysta to show up when the door finally opens.

Emi askes, "Thank goodness, what took you so long?" only to find the 2 deputies Lemon and Rika standing there.

Lemon looks at Hey Larry lying on the floor covered in blood and then back at Emi and asks, "what did you do?"

Emi- "I didnt do anything. I found him like that."

Rika-" Why didnt you call us then?"

Emi ( lying)" I was just getting ready to! "

Rika- "Lemon, get on your radio and call an ambulance for HL and stay with him til they get here, and dont let anybody else in here. Emi, you come down to the station with me. "

At the still ................................

PrivateLadyL, Rusure, and Stormchaser turn around at the sound of Privatemans voice and see him and Capitol standing there.

PL asks Cap, "What are you doing here, I thought you were supposed to be in the hospital?"

Cap- "I was but StarTwo broke her tailbone and they put her in the same room with me. She kept mumbling something about de"cap"itating me with hedge clippers, so I grabbed my clothes and got the heck out of there! "

PM- "What did I hear about our Mom being abducted?"

PL- "Rusure said her and FB were just sittin out here shootin the breeze when another spaceship landed and then *poof* FB was gone. "

Cap-" yeah well. We will more than likely see the aliens trying to get away from her! "

They all started laughing.

While PLand the cops were talking, Storm and Rusure had snuck off.

Rusure says to STORM, "I need to get rid of these fireworks and moonshine before those 2 bumbling idiots start searching the place! "

StormChaser- "I'll help you. Where we going to put them?"

Rusure- "We can dump them down the outhouse over yonder"

STORM CHASER- "Ok. Lets go"

As they are dumping the moonshine and fireworks down the outhouse. Storm says, "oh shoot, my poprocks fell in!"

Rusure- "Dont worry about it, just get the rest of this stuff down there before I get busted!!!"

SC- "Okay. But I wouldnt use this outhouse anytime soon."

Rusure- "yeah, me either!

Back at King Caspians......................



Becky looks at Zayden and says, "I thought you said mom wouldn't see me!"

Zayden- "I didnt think she would!"

Zayden looks at KC and says "Now what?"

KC- "I'll take care of it. But first get me some water for LadyLuck"

Zayden comes back in the room with the water, but trips and spills it on the frog ( Becky)

All of the sudden the frog starts to growing hair and ears start to sprout out. Zayden hollers for KC to come and look.

At paranormal blizzards...............................

As Hack and Heckler are waiting for Moon Girl and Space Case to come back. They notice a pickle sitting next to MG's purse. Hack picks it up and asks Hekler, "you think they'll mind?"

Hekler- "probably not."

Hack eats the pickle.

Just then SC & MG come walking in, not realizing that they had changed back into their original bodies. Each of them were pink and purple polka dotted with 10 arms and suction cups at the end of each. and each having 4 eyes. As the other patrons notice them, they start to panic and all try to leave at the same time. Knocking over the candle lit tables. Mike, Agent Smith and ST.Pete see the aliens and try to contain them. But the aliens are too strong for them. knocking Agent Smith and Mike clean out the club. ST.Pete deides he'll just leave it to a higher power and takes off with the rest of the patrons.

To be continued..................

Created and written by PrivateLady

Special Thanks to Kysta for editing and helping..:)

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