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Where's Mom and Dad??

  Author:  11176  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/24/2003 3:07:00 PM)
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A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied, "They're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.

Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied, "They're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.

Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" and his grandmother replied, "They're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "What gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! What's going on here?" The little boy replied, "Well, last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him Super Glue."

:) HAHAHAHA :)

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Date: 7/24/2003 3:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 57830    A DIRTY JOKE ON USM!!!! hahaha... Hmm.. never heard this one before  
Date: 7/24/2003 3:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 13969    LOL! Try explaining that one to an emergency room...  
Date: 7/24/2003 3:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 11176    techinally it's not dirty nothing bad is ever mentioned   
Date: 7/24/2003 3:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 57830    Oh c'mon! Nothing is ever mentioned?! Hmm... i wonder what they did with that superglue hahaha@Sand's reply  
Date: 7/24/2003 3:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL, that's horrible!! LMAO!!  
Date: 7/24/2003 3:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 15677    oh i love it  
Date: 7/24/2003 4:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 46515    LOL!  
Date: 7/24/2003 5:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 54441    LMAO!!!!  
Date: 7/24/2003 6:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 8278    LOL!! it's dancing on the brink of dirty...but nothing is mentioned. i have never heard this one before...i LOVED it. LMBO  
Date: 7/24/2003 8:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 61933    ROFLMBO!!! That was great. Hugz  
Date: 7/26/2003 2:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 52363    oh...my...gawd! thats funny and dirty!  
Date: 10/24/2003 2:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886     Hahahaa! omg!  
Date: 10/24/2003 2:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886     Hahahaa! omg!  
Date: 12/2/2006 12:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 38683    LMAO! Oh that is great. haha  

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