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Dont get mad!!!! Get even..........SmoknJokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/23/2003 11:07:00 PM)
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LOST KEYS: Get a hold of some old useless keys (car, house,etc.). Place victim's name, phone number and $50.00 reward... if found and returned. Drop the keys in one of the less desirable areas of town.

GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim. Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. Come early!

X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS: Find some bad photographs of the victim or substitute something even worse. Wrap them in a large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be unwrapped-inspected by airport security officials. This one will make your sides hurt from laughter, if present during the inspection. I like this prank for both male and female victims.

PAPER MONEY: Write a provacative message, victim's name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of several pieces of paper money before spending them. The victim will receive many eye popping inquiries.

DOGS: Purchase a silent dog whistle. In the early hours of the morning (2am-4am) go near the victim's house and blow the silent whistle and the dog will begin to bark uncontrollably until the owner awakes and disciplines the animal. When the owner goes back to bed repeat the process again.

NOISEY APARTMENT NEIGHBORS: Place a clock radio or portable stereo in a large cardboard box. Place open end of box next to the wall adjoining the victim's apartment. Tune the radio to whatever obnoxious station you choose. Turn-on when you are away and turn-off when you return home.

BOWEL CONTROL PROBLEMS: Place a Baby Ruth candy bar next to victim while they are in bed asleep. Body heat will melt the chocolate to the point that when the victim awakes they will think they had an embarrassing accident. This is a great, brother-sister or college dorm prank.

FAX MACHNES: Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim's fax number and start sending the pages through. After page two has been transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim's fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is great to get even with a business or individual who has somehow cheated you.

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Date: 7/23/2003 11:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 53052    LMAO now some of those are just a tad bit cruel  
Date: 7/24/2003 12:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 15400    LOL, thanks for sharing! >  
Date: 7/24/2003 4:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    lol.. those are just mean.... i bet you have made a mental note of each one!  
Date: 7/24/2003 7:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    Lol. Some of them are bad. Great big hugs. Take care.  
Date: 7/24/2003 9:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 53284    If only you could harness this power you have for the good of humanity... LOL those are great.  

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