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KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER.......Smoknjokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(News) Created:(7/23/2003 11:03:00 PM)
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KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual headline)

Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Lisa is blonde.

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Date: 7/23/2003 11:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 57074    lol welllllll that was interesting!  
Date: 7/23/2003 11:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 5229    lol that's just sick.  
Date: 7/23/2003 11:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 26598    Hey, I am not blond but I dove for cover when a can of bisuits blew in my kitchen. lol  
Date: 7/23/2003 11:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 20977    I have heard about something like this before...  
Date: 7/24/2003 12:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 62116    Now that's funny...lol ~Nytwolf~  
Date: 7/24/2003 12:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 62116    Now that's funny...lol ~Nytwolf~  
Date: 7/24/2003 3:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 47618    Yeah, a lot of people have heard this - it's one of the more common urban legends spread around today.  
Date: 7/24/2003 8:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 16164    omg that is funny, but it isnt..I cant imagine being her ever.....that is so funny  
Date: 7/24/2003 8:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 58416    omg that poor girl lol. Sorry I cant help but laugh, but at least she wasnt really shot. Great story lol.  
Date: 7/24/2003 11:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 10915    LMAO!!!!  
Date: 7/24/2003 11:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 8184    I've heard this a long time ago....very interesting!  
Date: 7/24/2003 11:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 13636    this is a usual urban legend/blonde joke...this was never in the news....  
Date: 7/24/2003 12:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    I know... Why do you think I put SmoknJokes in the headlines  
Date: 7/24/2003 12:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 44321    LOL...I hate the pop open biscuits,,especially when they don't want to pop and you have to take the knife to the seam   
Date: 7/24/2003 9:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 17275    This has been posted quite a few times, but is still amazing!  
Date: 7/25/2003 1:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 61646    hehe....funny. Was it really in the news?
Date: 4/17/2005 11:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL that is so funny!! 80)  

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