A Computer Programmer's view of life

A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER'S VIEW OF LIFE

First and foremost, one should install the file "JOB.DLL" immediatley. This will not only drastically increase the flow of .CASH files, but also holds some potential as a base program for .business files. Users with the special files .MILLIONARE or .BILLIONAIRE can disregard this rule, and most others...

Second, one should avoid the file .MARRIAGE at all costs until their system is capable of handling the new files the .WIFE or .HUSBAND files will want to upload. Notable exceptions are as follows:

1: The parent files of .SPOUSE have large stockpiles of the .CASH files at their command.

2: The .SPOUSE file has large stockpiles of either .BEAUTY or .LOVE files.

3: The .SPOUSE file has large stockpiles of .CASH files.

Third, .CASH files are necessary for EVERYTHING. Without them, your system will crash.

One should avoid the viral files .CHILDREN until their .CASH stockpiles are large enough to handle the new programming.

A file named HOME.DLL is necessary to maintain the system. This should be acquired before all except JOB.DLL.

Games are allowed on the system, but should never be run without antiviral prtection. We all know which games THOSE are.

The file *.PET will suffice for companionship for many years, even after proper loading of the .SPOUSE and .CHILDREN files. The most common .PET files are named DOG.PET or CAT.PET, and are great and loyal companions.

Hopefully this message gets to you before a .SPOUSE file latches into your .CASH files.

Have a nice day :)

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