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Mental Stability......SmoknJokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/23/2003 7:32:00 PM)
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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindness."

"The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right after you saved him, with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.

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Date: 7/23/2003 7:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    OMG!!LOL  
Date: 7/23/2003 8:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 22073    lol, thats freakin' funny, thanks for sharing. (USM Juggalo)  
Date: 7/23/2003 8:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 61933    ROFLMBO.. That was cute thanx for sharing!! Hugz  

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