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Chinese Translation ~~Angeleyez~~

  Author:  45948  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/22/2003 8:42:00 PM)
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Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Tiger Woods is to golf. She designed exotic patterns with ease. There was an occasion when we had lunch in a real Chinese restaurant (only one person spoke partial English, all menus were in Chinese). When she saw the hand-written menu she was so im- pressed with the caligraphy she tucked the menu in her purse. Some months later I saw the result, a stunning white sweater with the Chinese symbols hand-stiched down the front.

She received compliments galore until one cocktail party when we met a distiguished Chinese physician who asked my wife where she got the symbols. He then wanted to know if she knew what they meant.

"I'm afraid to ask," she said, "but tell me anyway."

Even she had to laugh when he told her they read, "This is a cheap dish--but good."

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Date: 7/22/2003 8:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 36994    lol, i like the way u put tiger woods to golf  
Date: 7/22/2003 9:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 61933    OMG!!!! That was great Hugz  
Date: 7/23/2003 8:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 22073    lol, that is funny LOL. (USM Juggalo)  
Date: 7/26/2003  From Authorid: 19871    lol I wonder how it looked like  

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