Bad Granny and other stupid Criminals

An elderly woman spent a leisurely shopping at the mall. Upon return to her vehicle, she found four strange males sitting in her car. Frightened, the woman dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun. She told the men that if they did not get out of the car, she would shoot. The four men ran off quickly, whereupon the lady got into the car. Her key, however, would not fit. The woman realized that her car was the identical one parked a few spaces down. She drove to the police department and reported the story. The officer on duty laughed hysterically and pointed to the other end of the counter where four pale men had reported a hijacking by a mean old lady; no charges were filed. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man walked into a conveinence store, pointed a gun in the cashiers direction, demanded all the money in the machine, and didn't even notice that the cheif of police was next in line. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A ROBBER WALZED INTO A CONVEINECE STORE and by gunpoint demanded all the money to be put in a paper bag. The casheir said the don't have paper bags. The robber left feeling stupid and was arrested hours later. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man who robbed a conveinence store said to have all the money to be put in a bag. While the cashier filled the bag, the robber stupidly put the gun down. In a quick flash, the cashier grabbed the gun, pointed it at his head, and the police were called. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One night, a robber decided to rob a 7-11 buy going through the roof. He had cut a hole, but little did he know 7-11 was open 24-7 and fell on a hot coffee machine as a police officer was getting a cup.

L_Croft

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