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Winston Churchill to ugly lady

  Author:  13841  Category:(Quotes) Created:(9/8/2000 7:09:00 AM)
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Lady to Winston Churchill "Sir, you're drunk" Winston Churchill to the lady "Madam, I may be drunk, but you're ugly,and in the morning I will be sober."

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Date: 9/8/2000 7:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 14582    I've heard that one before, it's hilarious!!! RoTNLoLLi
Date: 9/8/2000 11:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 13979    thats too funny lol...cool quote !!-Diana-  
Date: 9/9/2000 11:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 12709    Hahaha! Winston Churchill said THAT?!  
Date: 9/9/2000 1:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 14088    lol alicai  
Date: 9/28/2000 1:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 15782    I've heard it before but I'm still on the floor laughing
Date: 10/17/2000 5:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 12823    What a jerk. Love,  
Date: 10/18/2000 3:40:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 13841    Yes,he actually said this!!  
Date: 5/9/2002 6:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 16376    A woman also said to him "If I was your wife I would poison you!" and he said "if you were my wife I would drink the poision" LOL  
Date: 5/25/2008 1:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    *Chuckles*...That's a good one..  

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