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Rejected Job Application ~~Angeleyez~~

  Author:  45948  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/21/2003 3:45:00 PM)
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Next time your application for a job is rejected...

Dear [Interviewer's Name]:

Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview]. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have had been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite [Firm's Name]'s outstanding qualifications and pre- vious experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. There- fore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely, [Your Name]

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Date: 7/21/2003 3:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    LMAO! That would be so funny...What would the firm do?! LoL. Thanks for sharing! Have a great night! ~ JeNN  
Date: 7/21/2003 3:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 15904    that's funny hee hee hee  
Date: 7/21/2003 3:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    makes you wonder it somone ever tried this would they get hired??
  
Date: 7/21/2003 4:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    I'd like to see the expression on their faces... LMBO.  
Date: 7/21/2003 5:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 36967    I like this.
  
Date: 7/21/2003 9:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    LMAO  
Date: 7/21/2003 10:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 58030    *BOOKMARKS! i should sooooo use it.... lol i'm entering da job force soon
  
Date: 7/21/2003 11:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lol, 2 cute. huggs shay  

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