Ahh..Love and Marriage

A man was in love with a beautiful woman. One day, she told him that the next day was her birthday. He said that he would by her a bouquet, consisting of red roses, one for each year. He ordered the roses to be delivered, but the florist thought that the man was a good customer, so he decieded to suprise him by putting a dozen more roses, free of charge. The man did not understand why his girlfriend was mad at him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ John knocked on his blind date's door, and appeared a attractive young woman. "Are you John? My name is Lisa. Come in. Give me a moment to finish my makeup. If you want you can play with my dog, Spot. He knows roll, shake, play dead, speak, and if you make your arms into a loop, he'll jump through." John went onto Lisa's balcony where Spot was sitting. Everything was going well, till John made a loop. Spot jumped off the balcony! Then Lisa walked out. "Is'nt Spot the most happiestdog you ever seen?""I don't know. He looks a little depressed." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Top Ten thing not to say on your Anniversary. 10.I stopped caring about our anniversary when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8.OK, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate toghther? 7. I thout we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaires with your next husband. 5. You don't like what I choose so why bother? 4. I got you a gift worth one dollor for every time you were nice to me the last year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonalds. 3. If you want me to pretend I care, I will. 2.You want to go out to eat? I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it will shut you up. 1.I thought you only celebrate anniversaires if you were still in love.

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