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*~* Got Curtains? *~* Hey,Hey,Paula

  Author:  53961  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/20/2003 2:12:00 PM)
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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.

She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen."

The surprised salesman replies, "But, madam, computers do not have curtains..."

And the blonde said, "Hellooo... I've got Windows!!!"

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Date: 7/20/2003 2:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 23796    OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!  
Date: 7/20/2003 3:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    OMG! I got this in an email yesterday! How weird! Anyway, this is hiliarious!! Have a great night!   
Date: 7/20/2003 5:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53961    Oh my goodness! I just remembered I have Windows 98! That means I need 98 pair!!! lol!  
Date: 7/20/2003 6:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 55903    ha ha! that is a good one! lol!!  
Date: 7/21/2003 5:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Oh My goodness. If it wasn't for blonds, we brunettes wouldn't feel so superior. Thanks for the smiles.  

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