Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index Go to Free account page
Go to frequently asked mystery questions Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index
Welcome: to Unsolved Mysteries 1 2 3
 
 New Mystery StoryNew Unsolved Mystery UserLogon to Unsolved MysteriesRead Random Mystery StoryChat on Unsolved MysteriesMystery Coffee housePsychic Advice on Unsolved MysteriesGeneral Mysterious AdviceSerious Mysterious AdviceReplies Wanted on these mystery stories
 




Show Stories by
Newest
Recently Updated
Wanting Replies
Recently Replied to
Discussions&Questions
Site Suggestions
Highest Rated
Most Rated
General Advice

Ancient Beliefs
Angels, God, Spiritual
Animals&Pets
Comedy
Conspiracy Theories
Debates
Dreams
Dream Interpretation
Embarrassing Moments
Entertainment
ESP
General Interest
Ghosts/Apparitions
Hauntings
History
Horror
Household tips
Human Interest
Humor / Jokes
In Recognition of
Lost Friends/Family
Missing Persons
Music
Mysterious Happenings
Mysterious Sounds
Near Death Experience
Ouija Mysteries
Out of Body Experience
Party Line
Philosophy
Poetry
Prayers
Predictions
Psychic Advice
Quotes
Religious / Religions
Reviews
Riddles
Science
Sci-fi
Serious Advice
Strictly Fiction
Unsolved Crimes
UFOs
Urban Legends
USM Events and People
USM Games
In Memory of
Self Help
Search Stories:


Stories By AuthorId:


Google
Web Site   

Bookmark and Share



This Is One Of The Things That's Wrong With The World ¤Frankenstein¤

  Author:  47699  Category:(Discussion) Created:(7/17/2003 9:44:00 PM)
This post has been Viewed (2543 times)

We have a dish towel and Winnie The Pooh is on it. I have to make him move his fat butt every time I want to dry my hands. Anyway, I was looking and he has a peculiar knot on his head. I'm worried that he might have a brain tumor or something. I mean, the thing is the size of Rhode Island and ignoring it won't make it go away. Now that I think of it, he does complain of headaches often. I had a knot on my neck, once. I showed it to my doctor and he said that he didn't like the looks of it and he was going to remove it. I said, "Is there a name for something like that?" He said, "Yes, it's your head."

This all started me thinking. I was perusing some other comics tonight in search of peculiarities. I found them, believe me. There was one where Mickey Mouse had a bulge in his abdomen and I was sure that his appendix was about to rupture and spew poison throughout his system. It's hot here in TN now and all we need is a dead mouse in July. I can forget about the rest. I can try to ignore the fact that I saw Dagwood wearing Blondie's dresses more than once. Charlie Brown got choked on a nail. Garfield ate somebody but he found out that they had cancer and then he was scared that he would get it. These comics are freaking me out!

You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here

Scroll all the way down to read replies.

Show all stories by   Author:  47699 ( Click here )

Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
Replies:      
Date: 7/17/2003 9:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 1799    lol. comics are becoming more and more morbid as life goes... but see, thats why i read the sarcastic comics (like Penny Arcade..lol)  
Date: 7/17/2003 10:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 51635    Personally I miss Opus and BIll the cat... but thats just me...  
Date: 7/17/2003 10:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    That's life, Frankie. They have to keep up with the world today or go under. LOl. Great big hugs. Take care  
Date: 7/18/2003 2:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 62116    Frank.... buddy... maybe you should sign off and try to get some sleep. LOL ~Nytwolf~  
Date: 7/18/2003 3:52:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Nytwolf!  
Date: 7/18/2003 4:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    ...THEY ARE FREAKING YOU OUT?....I am sitting here shaking my head, wondering who's brain implant you have to make you think of this? I think the heat is getting to you Frank.... time for a cold shower  
Date: 7/18/2003 4:39:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ SK8R!  
Date: 7/18/2003 6:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 58078    OK now I know my big brother has TOTALLY lost it....lol...you are crazy..  
Date: 7/18/2003 6:39:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Andrea, you know me, don't you? LOL!  
Date: 7/18/2003 12:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 4144    LOL! yes it is hot in TN. i'm sitting in east tn. right now and burning up! haven't been having thoughts like yours though!!  
Date: 7/18/2003 9:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 6915    haha, cute post.  
Date: 7/19/2003 4:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 52746    Frank, take a break hun, you're stressing too much   
Date: 7/20/2003 7:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 61901    I think Dr. Daffy Duck can help. I hear he is wonderful.  
Date: 7/20/2003 7:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 45906    lol...okay friankie you thought i was nuts, i belive you topped me by 2 you forgot about peanuts the dog  
Date: 7/20/2003 9:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    lol @ mickey mouse!!  
Date: 8/6/2003 6:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 53961    You are too funny Frank. Miss your humor.  
Date: 12/2/2003 6:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    *Shakes head* tututut....Man! Is this world going crazy or what?! Its sad really...I think pooh's gonna die..and Garfield might get breast cancer..Well, hey, life isnt fair dude...Did the doctor get that knot removed?  
Date: 6/12/2004 7:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 1799    i miss you, Frank..  
Date: 6/12/2004 10:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 30747    I get it now. RIP.  
Date: 6/12/2004 4:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    RIP! I'll never forget you!  
Date: 6/13/2004 1:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 55251    lol, very funny. RIP Frank, though your body is gone your soul still lives and your love and affection for each and every one of us is still here.  
Date: 6/14/2004 2:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 62445    I never talked to Frank, but after reading his post I missed out once again never got to talk to ThunderHead either... jeezzzzzz.It's just very sad that you finally get to know someone through past post,but it's too late they're gone. I wanted to buy Frank's book ,but somehow forgot about it ,and didn't remember intill today,b/c I went to the profile to see who ?Frankenstein? was (who passed),and there's his picture and his book...that sux . I tell you there is really no time for anything. I'm gonna toughen up and by the book anyways;might take a long time before I can bring myself to buy it now.I am so sorry Frank I didn't miss out on purpose it just seems to always happend to me.When I saw his book again today on his profile Stephen King crossed my mind he was just as talented as my fave writer Stephen.King.Frank was such a great person ,and a great writer USM was truely changed b/c of your imput.thanx 4 everything...bye.~Charmlit
Date: 6/14/2004 2:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 62445    buy*the book~Charmlit
Date: 6/14/2004 4:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 62740    ummmmm........how can Garfield get breast cancer? hes a CAT and hes a BOY!!! Frankie, your....going....mad....like....me....*BurningKitten*  
Date: 7/3/2004 1:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 23886    When was Frankenstein gone?? When did all this happen?! ='(  
Date: 12/24/2004 7:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 4739    It must get REAL hot in Tennessee!! *giggles* Thanks for the laughter! *hugs* Love,  
Date: 2/25/2005 11:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 56176    lol ,smiling great post you make us all smile huggs  
Date: 7/6/2005 6:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    your last post on USM, RIP.  
Date: 9/29/2005 3:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    Miss you Bro.........  
Date: 3/20/2006 11:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 46486    I miss you so much... you have impacted my life so hard, and I wish I got the chance to tell you.  
Date: 8/8/2006 2:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 18516    I miss you buddy...RIP  
Date: 9/24/2006 11:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 38683    Missing you my USM dad.   
Date: 4/20/2007 4:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 45906    still think of you my friend  
Date: 3/2/2023 5:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Way to lighten things up, Frank! Hope you are happy as a clam in muddy water, brother.  

Find great Easter stories on Angels Feather
Information Privacy policy and Copyrights

Renasoft is the proud sponsor of the Unsolved Mystery Publications website.
See: www.rensoft.com Personal Site server, Power to build Personal Web Sites and Personal Web Pages
All stories are copyright protected and may not be reproduced in any form, except by specific written authorization

Pages:660 1487 158 1387 672 206 135 653 884 1130 1080 1470 678 217 815 473 1446 185 889 716 1323 735 701 501 1506 373 27 199 181 241 345 1477 1248 337 160 521 1048 943 328 863 1084 1247 181 1006 348 1572 453 48 847 1198 205 507 728 1386 549 346 599 808 774 1398 660 967 1270 594 1425 824 454 781 44 1422 94 1156 1434 1313 1436 882 1000 382 126 1520 1361 871 738 250 677 805 1295 1099 568 617