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Dental Nightmares ¤Frankenstein¤

  Author:  47699  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(7/16/2003 6:20:00 AM)
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Bridenstein told me last night that one of her teeth had broken off and that the nerve was exposed. It only felt better after she ate and a tiny piece of chicken got stuck in the hole. LOL! She has chicken teeth! I know that it hurt and she was miserable. I think she cried a good deal over all of it. There was nothing much that I could do until this morning. Well, there was but she wouldn't go for it. I told her to bring me my tool box and I would give her a choice. I could use my pliers or my soldering gun. Either way, I could fix it. Now, I'm trying to find her a dentist who handles emergencies. Wish me luck. If all else fails, I can still fix it. That old tool box has never let me down yet. As a matter of fact, I once delivered a baby with a socket wrench and a nine volt battery. I told the lady at the dentist's office that it wouldn't be much work because I had already pulled all of her teeth this morning. It was a cinch since she has dentures. LOL! I've found that there's no better way to start the day than with a bit of dental humor. LSR told me that if want to talk about some real dental nightmares, I should take a trip to England and look at some of the blokes who haunt the pubs. LMAO!

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Date: 7/16/2003 6:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hello Frank Poor Bride..She has to deal with a broken tooth.....and...your, "Meat in the teeth" humour...lol..I once tried the "old string and the door procedure," to jerk-out a loose tooth. Hey, it worked!..lol..Good to read you again, Frank Write on....  
Date: 7/16/2003 6:33:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, Kronk. One way or another, I'll get her fixed.  
Date: 7/16/2003 6:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 18527    OW! LOL I hope she feels better
  
Date: 7/16/2003 6:44:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, Keth. She'll be okay. I won't let her die. She doesn't even have any life insurance so what would be the point? LOL!  
Date: 7/16/2003 6:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 58078    LOL you are to much Frank. I hope that your Bride feels better soon. *HUGS*  
Date: 7/16/2003 6:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 42703    LOL,hope she feels better  
Date: 7/16/2003 6:51:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, JAak. Well, there's always anethesia. It comes in the form of a bottle of ether and some cotton balls.
  
Date: 7/16/2003 6:52:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, Andrea. You're a sweetheart.  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 8278    OMG, i can totally relate! that exact thing happened to me 2 weeks ago. i know how much pain that is. i went to the dentist and they fixed it...but i have to go back for more work today. AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! i swear the dentist has to be the most feared person in the world.  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:10:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Come on, Cage. Get real. He isn't worse than Hitler. LOL!  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 8278    LOL frank, i have to disagree...he might be a LITTLE worse. maybe i can find a way to cancel my appointment. hmmmmm.... LOL  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:13:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Cage, go ahead and cancel it if you want to. I just found my tool box. I'll expect you here at noon. Bring lunch. You won't be able to eat but I will.  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 8278    LMBO!! actually, that might be a better offer than MY dentist. LOL do you got a set of dentures i can use when your done mutilating me?? HeHe  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 46527    If you cannot get it fixed the eating a small piece of cheese will usually help fill the hole painlessly until you can get to a dentist.....of course she'll have to be careful no mice run into her mouth overnight and nest in her cheeks....  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:18:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    No, but have have some little blocks of wood. They often come in handy in many ways. Perhaps you could manage to choke a salad down after you stopped suffocating on blood. I never claimed to be a professional. I'm just handy around the house. That's all.
  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:20:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Red, I'll be honest here. She's had some mouse problems before. I think that's what started all of this if I'm to be truthful.  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 46527    Ah, so the resident mice have been getting high on mercury again......<sigh>, I told you white fillings were less attractive to them!  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    Ouch! Your poor wife must be beside herself wondering what her 'Jack of all Treads' husband is going to come up with next, maybe you could get yourself over to my place with your tool box and sort out my short sight. Lol. I do hope your wife feels better soon. Great big hugs. Take care.  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:28:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, Aromatics. She will. LSR, they're high on mercury and they have a very high calcium level. I might eat one. My bones are hurting.  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 46527    Start with the head, they are less noisy that way, you get the tail left over to floss with.  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:34:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Whoa! Good idea! I never thought of that!  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 30229    Now this is NOT funny since I had extensive Oral Surgery done less than a week ago!!! Frank you are sick!!! hehehe... I wish I hadnt read this now *looking for bottle of Loracet*... lol...  
Date: 7/16/2003 7:41:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Gail!  
Date: 7/16/2003 8:07:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    I was just talking to LSR through profile messages. I wrote to her and then she disappeared. I think the old corpse finally fell off of her chair. She's falling to pieces and she really will after decomposition starts to take place. LOL! I love you, Red. You're a gem. Well, and you're some other things but I can't say it here. LMAO! I swear, I tickle myself sometimes.  
Date: 7/16/2003 9:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 53284    Hope she gets into a dentist soon. In the meantime I don't think that you should go near the toolbox, she might be just a little edgy when you break out the old Black and Decker.  
Date: 7/16/2003 9:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 46527    I'll tickle you with a hammer one of these days Frank m'dear! LOL!  
Date: 7/16/2003 9:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    Poor Bride-Glad to know "Mr. Sensitivty" is on the job..... Tell the Bride I hope she feels better.  
Date: 7/16/2003 10:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    I will, LSG. LMAO @ Red! I wouldn't trade you for the world.  

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