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Stay Out Of The Dorms......

  Author:  48989  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/10/2003 11:05:00 AM)
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

"How much for a season pass?"

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Date: 7/10/2003 11:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 26070    lol very funny. love...  
Date: 7/11/2003 7:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 42259    Lol! Smart aleck.  
Date: 8/30/2004 12:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao.   
Date: 2/6/2007 2:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 18516    LMAO!!!  

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