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A FUNNY DEFINITION FOR PANTS...... PLUS A HILARIOUS STORY.........Scarlet

  Author:  52826  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/28/2003 6:25:00 PM)
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This is a definition i found about what the word "PANTS" means in Britin, and how some of us American people can get in trouble over in Britin.... lol....

Here it is, Plus the story....

Pants - Don't make a comment about an Englishman's pants - they are his underwear! Same for ladies too, though knickers would be more common. We were in a pub in England one day when two attractive American girls walked in wearing quite short skirts and one loudly said to the other that she was cold and that she should have worn pants! Needless to say she instantly had the attention of every Englishman in the place, who thought there was nothing under her skirt!

Courtesy of http://www.effingpot.com/

i recoment looking at what suspenders are in British too.... lol and what they call ciggartets there... i dont think it is appropriate to say here but ill tell you that it is a 3 letter word starting with F....

lol.... hope you has a good laugh!





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Date: 6/28/2003 6:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 49976    LMAO...that is so funny.
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Date: 6/28/2003 7:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 14464    LOL.. I didn't knwo about the pants thing, but i knew about the F word wone!  
Date: 6/29/2003 3:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 58892    Hey I'm english and I know what you mean about the double meaning to some of our words, what you call pants we call trousers etc and the way we spell some words is different as well, but at lest it makes a lively conversation! ~ faded to grey
Date: 6/30/2003 11:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 59940    Yea,I already know what they call cigarettes,lol.I'm not sure...aren't suspenders those weird strings that hold up your pants?FE  

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