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How do you get rid of STUPID armidillo's??????? I hate that thing!! *~Kysta~*

  Author:  30986  Category:(Discussion) Created:(6/17/2003 10:18:00 PM)
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here it is 12 o'clock in the freaking morning, my dog is going crazy outside and I get up to see why he won't shut up and what do I find. That STUPID armadillo(sp?) in my back yard digging it up again. Why can't it dig in the woods out back? There are plenty of worms and stuff there, but NOOOOOOOO the dang thing has to come in my yard and dig.

Every morning I have to go out and fill in stupid holes. I'd shoot the daggone thing if I wasn't afraid of hitting a neighbor, it's not like I'm annie freaking oakly. UGGGGGGGGGGGGH. I sprinkled garlic in my yard, like an idiot because of some old wives tale. Did it work? no, but at least my house is vampire proof now. WHOOPIE!

Ok, Maybe I'm over reacting, because I need a cigarette, but I REALLY hate that animal.

Any ideas on how to get rid of it?

Kysta

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Date: 6/17/2003 10:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    spray it with water when ya see it come in your yard...or put a FENCE up   
Date: 6/17/2003 10:22:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30986    Can't put a fence up, I'm on Army property and if I do put a fence up it can only be a small part of the back yard and digs up the front yard too. Are they afraid of water? Maybe I'll camp out with a waterhose tonight. But then the crappy mosquito's will suck me dry. I hate the south!  
Date: 6/17/2003 10:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    You're on Army property? An M-16 can shell an armadillo pretty darned quick. He won't bother you anymore.  
Date: 6/17/2003 10:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 54968    Put out rat poison..  
Date: 6/17/2003 10:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    Hmmmmmm Ok then ummm well ummm er uhh umm don't know what to tell ya!
  
Date: 6/17/2003 10:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 32070    I dont know Kysta. But I remember Tac had a post up awhile back about the same thing. Maybe you should dig around in her posts and see what she did about it????? ( theres a scary thought lol)  
Date: 6/17/2003 10:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    ...you got a car?? Catch the blighter, tie it 'spread-eagle' to a wheel rim and drive REALLY fast till it comes flying off and spins through the air going wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Works for cats. Peace,  
Date: 6/17/2003 11:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    AS, I like that. Somehow, you know I would, though.  
Date: 6/17/2003 11:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 55330    LOL Get one of those motion detector thingies that makes a noise if something goes by.. it might scare it off if its loud and annoying enough.  
Date: 6/17/2003 11:58:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30986    LMAO@AS, not about the kitties, but the picture of that daggone armadillo flying in the breeze cracked me up. Also loved the M-16 idea, but they keep the guns here locked up tight, don't think I can sneak one of those home, LOL! May ask one of the Captains though. He may hate them too. I was trying to go to sleep but can't do it. I know I'm in major withdrawals now. Was just throwing up. But I'm not going to smoke. Just trying to concentrate on interesting ideas on killing armidillo's.  
Date: 6/17/2003 11:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 3125    I checked out a few web sites and this looks to be the best way to get rid of armidillos. It is called Whole Control. It is a concentrate which is to be sprayed directly into the areas where armadillos, moles, voles, gophers, and other burrowing animals are digging. It is not a poison and will not hurt any animals. It will leave a residual in the ground which tastes awful. As invaders dig, they will come in contact with the bad tasting soil and quickly decide the bad taste is too strong and will look for food elsewhere. Maybe you could call a lawn and garden center to check out the price.  
Date: 6/18/2003 12:09:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30986    Oh rusure, that sounds promising. Have to check into that. Thanks.  
Date: 6/18/2003 1:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 47699    Well, just ask a Captain to blow it away for you. He can pull out a big gun and do that in a heartbeat.  
Date: 6/18/2003 1:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 3125    But Frank..That will only take care of ONE. Why not get rid of two plus armidillos with Whole Control?   
Date: 6/18/2003 6:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    sick the dog on it.... that is what i do with the possums around here...  
Date: 6/18/2003 8:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 60018    Lol! Deworm your yard hehe. No, umm maybe try to fertalizer on the ground, maybe it will be poisonous the the critter? Hehe I love rant posts   
Date: 6/18/2003 8:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 25828    well, i once had armadillos and possums getting into my trash in the back yard, it was up high, too - i knew it only wanted food, and YES they're totally stupid, so i thought that if i put a pile of dry cat food before the trash, it would stop there, eat its fill, and proceed no further - it worked. maybe you can find the area they're entering from, and leave a few piles of cheap dry cat food out - and they'll quit digging for food.  
Date: 6/18/2003 10:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 25390    I was going to say what heather said. Armadillos are not the brightest bunch of rodents (and that WOULD be our state animal)! Don't put rat poison out, because you don't want your dog to get into it. Putting cheap food out for it is probably your best bet....or run over it with your car!!  
Date: 6/18/2003 10:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    Would moth balls keep it out of your yard? We used to put moth balls around our garbage cans and it would keep the possums away so it might be worth a try. (Make sure you the kids don't get ahold of them though.)  
Date: 6/18/2003 12:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 38270    www.planotx.org/animal/armadillos.htm Try this website. Hey! HOw is everything your way? Haven't talked to you in a while. Hope this helps.  
Date: 6/18/2003 12:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 38270    Maybe this one will help?????? www.bugsaway.com/info/armadillo_control.htm  

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