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A Really Nasty Divorce......

  Author:  48989  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/17/2003 12:17:00 AM)
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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

She asks, "Really? What's that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"

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Date: 6/17/2003 1:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 13897    oohohhohohh that's terrible!! maybe he'd die, anyways. heehe  
Date: 6/17/2003 2:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 51744    OMG that is funny!!! Thanks for the laugh!  
Date: 6/17/2003 6:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 54725    rofl that is so bad!  
Date: 6/17/2003 7:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 35720    LMAO, I'd do the same thing. >  
Date: 6/17/2003 7:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 25828    LMAO  
Date: 6/17/2003 8:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 58611    OHHH! Thats one way to do it!  
Date: 6/17/2003 8:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 36901    LOL!!!  
Date: 6/17/2003 10:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 62171    lmbo ~*~ XIOMIE ~*~  
Date: 6/17/2003 11:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 46515    OMG! Thats funny.  
Date: 6/17/2003 11:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 61966    LMBO!! Thats pretty bad. -BreathingBody  
Date: 6/17/2003 4:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL!!  
Date: 6/21/2003 3:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 50294    lmao thats hilarious!! thanks for sharing!  
Date: 6/26/2003 12:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 42568    LOL!  

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