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The worst list of books ever ...SmoknJokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/16/2003 9:05:00 PM)
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The worst list of books ever ------------------------------------------------------

"The Lion Attacked", by Claude Yarmoff.

"How to Write Big Books", by Warren Peace.

"The Art of Archery", by Beau N. Arrow.

"Songs for Children", by Barbara Blacksheep.

"Irish Heart Surgery", by Angie O'Plasty.

"Split Personalities", by Jacqueline Hyde.

"Under the Bleachers", by Seymour Butts.

"Desert Crossing", by I. Rhoda Camel.

"School Truancy", by Marcus Absent.

"I Was a Cloakroom Attendant", by Mahatma Coate.

"I Lost My Balance", by Eileen Dover and Phil Down.

"Mystery in the Barnyard", by Hu Flung Dung.

"Positive Reinforcement", by Wade Ago.

"Shhh!", by Danielle Soloud.

"The Philippine Post Office", by Imelda Letter.

"Things to Do at a Party", by Bob Frapples.

"Stop Arguing", by Xavier Breath.

"Come on In!", by Doris Open.

"The German Bank Robbery", by Hans Zupp.

"I Hate the Sun", by Gladys Knight.

"Prison Security", by Barb Dweyer.

"Irish First Aid", by R.U. O'Kaye.

"My Career As a Clown", by Abe Ozo.

"The World's Deadliest Joke", by Theophilus Punoval.

"Here's Pus in Your Eye", Lance Boyle.

"My Life on Skid Row", Titus A. Drum.

"I Didn't Do It!", by Ivan Alibi.

"Why I Eat at McDonalds", by Tommy Ayk.

"I Hit the Wall", by Isadore There.

"The Bruce Lee Story", by Marsh Larts.

"Take This Job and Shove It", by Ike Witt.

"Rapunzel Rapunzel", by Harris Long.

"How I Won the Marathon", by Randy Hoelway.

"Songs from South Pacific", by Sam and Janet Evening.

"Spots on the Wall" by I.P. Freely

"50 yard dash to the out house" , by Wille Makeit

"Swimming the Channel" by Francis Near

"At the North Pole" by I. C. Blast

"At the South Pole", by Ann Arctic

"The Bullfighter" by Matt Adore

"Rice Growing", by Paddy Fields

"Aches and Pains", by Arthur Ritis

"How to Handle Speeding Tickets "by Hugo Phast

"How to Fly" by Ima Byrd

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Date: 6/16/2003 9:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 8278    OMG, it is hard to believe that some of these are actual books. LOL. i want the one "I didn't do it!" LMBO  
Date: 6/16/2003 9:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    nah they arent real but any more that is G-rated can be added to this list. Thanks for reading and replying as well Cage.  
Date: 6/16/2003 9:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 8278    darn!! LOL i wanted the "I didn't do it!" one. i could write it. LMBO  
Date: 6/16/2003 9:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 55330    LOL There's so many! Hehe, some of them are really funny!  
Date: 6/16/2003 10:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 62037    lol that is funny  
Date: 6/16/2003 11:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 57079    it took me a little while to get it but when my slow mind FINNALLY got it I realised "hey thats really funny!!" but then again its like almost 12!! thoes were great!! <3 always, 4 ever insane  
Date: 6/17/2003 4:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 19871    "How to overcome obstacles" by Will Power  
Date: 6/17/2003 4:11:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    true Falcon true  
Date: 6/17/2003 6:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    LMAO...i had to re read a few of those to get them....  
Date: 6/21/2003 3:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 50294    haha i was kinda confused at the beginnin there but i figured it out! haha good job   
Date: 10/11/2004 5:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 35160    lmfao rotfl. these are hilarious.   

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