= = REAL THINGS I HAVE DONE IN THE NAME OF HUMOR= = wooden nickel

one time there was this project general supervisor that liked to always play jokes on everyone . each day he would try to outdo his last at everyones expense. a real jokester if you know what i mean. ok picture this, we were working at a power plant in michigan, his office was a trailor in the parkinglot about 500 feet from the building where we worked. i decided that one day i would get even with the ultimate joke on him. it took a couple days to set it up and i needed to find 3 others to help me. the building we worked in was 14 stories high and had an area of high weeds right in front of it . we checked what time he came out of his office each morning and walked to the bldg. ok we stuffed a complete dummy tied on a hardhat, boots , work gloves and all. we waited and when he walked out one morning they threw the dummy off of the roof of this 14 story building and made a screaming sound all the way down untill it hit the ground in the high weeds, i was hideing in the weeds close to where the dummy hit so on impact of the dummy i stood up slowly , brushed myself off and walked back into the building . the super dident know what to do and just froze there for a second , by the time he realized he had been had he almost had a heart attack , needless to say he fired me as soon as he found out who it was but 3 days later he hired me back after he got over the initial shock. WOODEN NICKEL

2. another time i was on the job at a powerhouse , we were building a new plant and we had this worker that would always beat everyone to the guard shack and be first to the parkinglot. but to do this he had to stop working early and go out of the building and place his lunchpail by the road where he could run past it and pick it up on the way bye. one day i waited for him to place his lunch pail just right and go back in ,then i filled his pail with steel bolts right to the top and when he ran by and grabed that thing his feet kept going but his body seemed to stay there for some reason. he got the msg because after that he walked out with the rest of us.

3. when my daughter was about 16 she would always play pranks on her mother and myself , well one day i decided it was my turn. after she went to school i went into her bedroom and set her up good. i took a can of babypowder with me and empted it onto the blades of her celing fan. set it on high and waited for her to come home and turn on her light which would start the fan and POOF. how was i to know she would bring home the cheerleaders team . they went in and "BIG POOF" the white cloud came out of the room they screamed and came out looking like they were all ghosts. i busted out laughing and coulden't stop. after they calmed down and figured out that it wasen't the end of the world it was declaired that they would get even. wooden nickel

Show all stories by   Author:  27583 ( Click here )