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****USM Soap-O**** .....(34)...And the Winner IS??....~SpaceCase

  Author:  53836  Category:(USM Events) Created:(6/16/2003 1:05:00 PM)
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Moongirl surveyed the anxious crowd and noticed many members of the large audience looked a little green in the face. Shrugging it off as a lighting effect, she ripped open the result envelope and fished out the judges' final decision.

Moongirl: In third place, it's the ever-famous Rika!!!

Rika sauntered upstage to receive the plaque for 3rd place and took her place to the right of Moongirl.

Moongirl: In second place we have a tie between KurtVedder for his stand-up routine and Crystal Peak and Alpha Zero for wowing us with their magic! Congratulations to all of you!

Amanda handed out awards and the three winners joined Rika to wait for the final announcement.

Moongirl: And tonight's winner is none other than our rug-cuttin' sweetie, everybody give it up for Love One Another...(the crowd fell silent)...just kidding...Everyone give a big cheer for our girl Penny!!!

The crowd went bonkers as Penny sachéed upstage to join the others.

Penny: Thank you, thank you so very much! Judges, Moongirl, thank you everyone!

Moongirl: And that does it for another USM Talent Show, don't forget to stop by Coffee Shop where Penny will be performing at 5PM Tuesdays and Thursdays for the next four weeks. See you next time and drive safely.

The crowd wasn't moving very fast, in fact some USMers were bent over holding their stomachs in obvious discomfort. One by one the audience members began to hurl, and before Moongirl could think, like a chain reaction, the whole crowd was violently vomitting on one another and unable to do anything about it.

By the time Cage realized what was happening, it was too late. The angry puke covered crowd was advancing upon their cookie stand and Cage could only run, abandoning their $25,000 investment.

The angry mob took turns tearing down the elaborate stand, trashing all the cooking equipment and eventually torching the whole thing to the ground. Sage was watching from behind the near-by row of port-o-pots.

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Kelsey's cell started ringing.

Kelsey77: Detective Kelsey speaking.

FirstBorn: Kelsey, have you found out anything yet?

Kelsey: I'm sorry I didn't call you sooner, I've been working double duty this evening. Your daughter hasn't been seen since this morning at the gym.

FirstBorn: And you didn't think to call me!! Meet me at the corner of 9th and Harding.

Kelsey: I am meeting with Capitol in 10 minutes, why don't you meet us at the dock by the bay?

FirstBorn: I'll be there!

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The ambulances arrived in great numbers and the EMT techs began busily getting the sick people on stretchers and sent off to the USM Hospital.

ICUNurse: Wow, that's some intuition you have there, Dr. Zema.

Zema: Too bad I don't have as much help as I have warning. Where are we going to put all these people??

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CoryAnn: Glad you could make it.

Base: We're glad you would agree to see us.

CoryAnn: I knew this day would come.

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I hope you enjoyed this installment of The USM Soap-O!

>SpaceCase<

Created by: Moongirl

USM Soap-O © 2003 All Rights Reserved



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Date: 6/16/2003 1:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    me thinks I missed some episodes! LOL  
Date: 6/16/2003 1:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    hmmmm i knew Penny could do it!  
Date: 6/16/2003 1:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53836    hehe yeppers Sk8r sis!! Those are some excellent judges we got here   
Date: 6/16/2003 1:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53836    Becky you gotta read the talent show parts 1 & 2...you just gotta!! hehe  
Date: 6/16/2003 1:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "R-A-L-P-H!!!Oh Lordy! What a way to end it! A free-form, "barf-fest." Remind me to wear waders for the next one of these..lol..I loved it, Ducky. Thanks and Write on   
Date: 6/16/2003 4:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 61977    Conratulations Penny. Thank you Stacie. Had us all in the dark there for awhile. I was hoping for my favorite soap everyday. Miss ya hon. Good soap.  
Date: 6/16/2003 4:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 54060    Yayee Penny! Good soap!  
Date: 6/16/2003 6:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 3125    Wahoo!! Penny won!! barrff! I knew she could do it!! puuke! Oh, Sorry Penny! Here..Wipe yourself with Moonie's blouse!  
Date: 6/16/2003 6:49:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53836    LMBO @ Rusure!!! hehe, Moonie's topless :O  
Date: 6/16/2003 7:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 32070    GO PENNY!!!!! and I'm still glad I dint have to eat that stuff...lol....See ya added my favorite USMER to the list here *smiles*....  
Date: 6/16/2003 8:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    this puking reminds me of the movie Stand By Me, when everyone throws up all over everyone else at the pie eating contest lol  
Date: 6/16/2003 9:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    OMG! *bluses* and 8pukes* LMBO! What should my next dance performance be? Hmmmmm. Something to do with scarves maybe? ROTFLMBO! Congrats on a super chapter Space. Moonies blouse? Oh My... teehee.  
Date: 6/16/2003 11:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    you write a pretty good story Stacie me girl....and its great the way you can incorporate everyone into it....love it....hugs  
Date: 6/17/2003 6:52:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53836    BabyCakies, I thought of Stand By Me when I was writing it, LOL...oh well! Penny, so you belly dance on the side, eh?! hehe  
Date: 6/17/2003 7:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 56489    I knew Penny would get it the way she ripped up the floor, lol. Didn't eat no cookies but gagging due to to chain reaction effect.  
Date: 6/17/2003 1:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 11176    you are trying to posion us evil cage and sage, jk  
Date: 6/21/2003 7:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 17014    at the dock by the bay.....  

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