The Kidney Heist and Others...

These are some pretty well known legends... Enjoy (insert evil grin here)

The Kidney Heist-

A buisness man was returning to his hotel room in New Orleans. He stopped for a drink at the hotel's bar. A nice looking women appraoched him and offered to buy him a drink. He accepted. Once the drinks were ready, the lady "accidently" dropped her purse. The man being a gentleman picked it up. While he bent down the lady subtly slipped a white powder in to his drink. The next day, he woke up in a bathtub full of ice, and an agonizing pain. He tried to get up and his anguish worsened, he sat back down and saw a note and a cell phone. The note said "do not try to move, use the phone and call 911, one of your kidneys has been removed..."

Baby Sitters on Acid-

A couple were going out one night,and left a 17 year old hippie-type babysitter encharge of their baby, while they were out. Now the babysitter became bored, and took a couple hits of acid (LSD). Once she was high, she became irratated with the baby, and put it into the oven. The mother of the baby called and asked "How are things going?", "Fine, the turkey's in the oven." The babysitter replied. "Oh, okay fine." She hung up. She said to her husband "wait, we didn't have a turkey!" the raced home to find their baby in the oven...

The body in the bed-

A couple was staying at a hotel in Las Vegas. After there first night, they demanded to be moved to a different room. They complained of a rancid oder, that was keeping them up all night. They checked the room and noticed the smell. Another couple checked into the room, and complained of the smell as well. So the manager had the roomed checked again, and stuffed in the box spring under the matress was a half-decomposed corpse...

I'll have more soon,

-ShadowShade