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express how dumb people really are....

  Author:  41127  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/11/2003 3:37:00 PM)
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Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how...

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Doesn't know much, bot leads the league in nostril hair.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

He has less going on upstairs than a one story house.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

One taco short of a combination plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

24 cents short of a quarter.

A few bricks shy of a full load.



thanks!

-Limegreen

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Date: 6/11/2003 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    some of these I use!!!  
Date: 6/11/2003 9:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 55499    funny very funny...kim...  
Date: 6/11/2003 9:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 46704    I've used a couple of these. LOL!  
Date: 6/11/2003 10:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    A sandwich short of a picnic. Thanks for sharing, Limegreen. Great big hugs.Take care.  
Date: 6/12/2003 8:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 45906    one beer can shy of a six pack is my fav  
Date: 6/13/2003 1:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 61966    LoL these are good! I've heard alot of them. One that I love to say is...They just have to reach a little higher to catch the ball..LoL Great post. -BreathingBody  
Date: 6/14/2003 8:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 55903    We always say they rode the short bus to school.  
Date: 10/17/2005 12:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL! Really cool post.   

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