1. Never raise your hands to a child, it leaves your groin unprotected.
2.I'm not into working out,my philosophy is no pain,no pain.
3.Im in shape,Round IS a shape.
4.I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets
5.I've always wanted to be somebody,I guess I should have been more specific.
6.Ever notice when someone is going slower than you they're an idiot but if they're faster than you ,they're maniacs
7.I have 6 locks on my door,all in a row.When I leave I only lock every other one.I figure no matter how long someone stands there picking the locks,they are always locking 3 of them.
8.They show how detergents take out bloodstains.I think if you got a T-shirt with bloodstains on it,your laundry isnt your biggest problem.
9.A woman came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket and said "Didnt you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didnt know there were any witnesses,now I'll have kill you too." You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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