1. He writes a very long post about the virtues of coconut and holds it at the top of the main page for six months. (It gets 250 comments and it's mostly people recommending good psychiatrists.)
2. He starts calling everybody, 'poodle boy'.
3. He claims that the first USM clone will be born before Valentine's day.
4. He insists that he is going to Canada if the draft is reinstated because he's against a war in Vietnam.
5. He keeps putting on Ginger's clothes and then asking her if they make him look fat.
6. When his neighbors aren't home at night, he goes in through their back door. He orders a pizza and when it comes, he snatches it out of the delivery guy's hands and slams the door. He goes back out the back door and runs across the yard to his house. He eats pizza and giggles as he looks out the window and watches the guy pounding on the neighbor's door for fifteen minutes. He gets hysterical when the cops show up. It's even funnier if the neighbor is at home by the time the cops get there.
7. He goes to the barber shop every day and refuses to take his hat off. After arguing about it with the barber for a few minutes, he gives him some coupons that expired in July of 2000 and leaves. He then brags for the rest of the day about what a great haircut he got.
8. He spends more time at Diana's site than he does at USM.
9. He thinks that there are only twelve hours in a day and wonders why it only gets light out every other day. He keeps writing to his Congressman about it.
10. He swears that Ginger was his third grade teacher, Ms. Williams. ===================================================
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For everyone that misses Frank while he is away this week I copied and reposted a few post's of his for your entertainment. These are just a few that made me laugh really hard and after reading about 200 or so of his post's in a row you tend to get a little baked in the head. Included also is the HTML address of the actual post itself. Hope you enjoy and also that you got your "Frankenstein" fix. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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