I was walking down the street the other day when I noticed an extremely ugly man. I mean this man was so ugly that nuns ran away yelling "the end is near oh god the end is near". He had hair that had more grease than a kfc dinner and an over bite that could shelter many underdeveloped African countries. He had a face that resembled the moon, only because of the acne craters on it. He had one blue and one brown eye that never seemed to focus. He had an odour that resembled rancid pig lard dripped in sewer water and his breath wasn't much better. He had two left feet so whenever he walked he walked in circles. He was so ugly that if a young lady saw him in a club next to an 80 year old man with bad breath, acne, cold sores around his mouth and his pants around his ankles she would seriously think about which one she would talk to. Anyway I turned and ran. What's the moral of the story? Don't look in the mirror coz you'll never like what you'll see. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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