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Getting Older!!...LOL!!! ........Zema

  Author:  42945  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/8/2003 11:03:00 PM)
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Everything hurts, and what doesn't....doesn't work. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocal glasses. You feel like the night before...but you haven't been anywhere. Your little black book contains only names ending with M.D You get winded playing chess. Your children begin to look middle aged. You join a helath club but don't go. Your mind makes contracts...your body can't meet. You know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions. You look forward to a dull evening. Your favourite part of the newspaper is "25yrs Years Ago Today". You sit in a rocker chair but can't get it going. Your knees buckle and your belt won't. You stop looking forward to your next birthday. Your back goes out more than you do. A fortune teller offers to read your face. You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones. You remember today that yesterday was your wedding anniversary. You are startled the first time you are addressed as "old timer". You sink your teeth into a piece of steak and they stay there. Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl walk by.

LOL!!!!



Luv and Peace...Zema

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Date: 6/8/2003 11:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    Thanks, Sis, I needed a good laugh. Have you any more like that. Great big hugs. Take care.  
Date: 6/8/2003 11:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 36956    LOL! *hugs*  
Date: 6/8/2003 11:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 46704    LoL! I enjoyed reading this, thanks for sharing!  
Date: 6/8/2003 11:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 32070    I am SO SORRY to say that I can relate to a LOT of these things...*cries*.....:P ....  
Date: 6/9/2003 12:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    Isn't the truth? he!he!he! LOL.  
Date: 6/9/2003 12:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    ^^it^^ (also making lots of typos)  
Date: 6/9/2003 1:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hi Zema These were great. I love the one about the steak and the teeth..lol..Thanks for the smile, my friend. Write on   
Date: 6/9/2003 2:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 3125    LOL..Guess I am getting there!!  
Date: 6/9/2003 5:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 46320    Too funny Zema! I think the people in the next office think I am a little strange for laughing out loud at my computer! Oh well. Be Good...  
Date: 6/9/2003 6:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 8278    LOL! i am 29 and can already relate. i am DREADING my next birthday. something about leaving my 20's makes me sad lol. thanks for sharing this. i am always up for a good laugh (hugs)  
Date: 6/9/2003 8:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 58611    lol  
Date: 6/9/2003 8:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 53284    Good humor.  
Date: 6/9/2003 1:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 48279    hehehehehe i like those! Those were really fun! ~Hereisanameforyou  
Date: 6/9/2003 1:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 59897    O jeeze, I sure am Glad Im not old!  
Date: 6/9/2003 6:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    thanks to Aromatics, Enchantress, CloudFire, Private Lady, Penny, Kronk, Americangirl, Cage, AquaRose, WildBob, Hereisanameforyou and 59897 for your great comments here, glad that you liked them....hugs to you all..  
Date: 6/9/2003 11:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 62132    HAHAHAHA!!!!! *hugs* thanks for the laugh! Kitty katt  
Date: 6/10/2003 10:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 52834    I enjoyed reading this thanks for a good laugh
Date: 6/10/2003 1:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 3125    Zema..Did you get winded saying thanx to the others or was it really just an oversight that I was the only one that you didn't list in your thank you comment? LOL  
Date: 6/10/2003 8:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    awwwwwwww Rusure, I'm sorry hun but I do thank you for taking the time to read and comment here lol!! and same to Kitty Kat, CheerLeaderChick...hugs to you all...  
Date: 6/10/2003 8:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 3125    Thanx Zema..Now I am winded and I feel like the night before...but I haven't been anywhere. LOL  
Date: 6/10/2003 8:57:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    LOL!!!@ RuSure!!!!! hugs hun  
Date: 7/14/2003 3:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 60089    LOL! thanks for sharing!  
Date: 7/14/2003 3:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    thanks Angel Flowers hun, glad you liked it....hugs  
Date: 10/11/2004 4:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao, thats gr8 .   

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