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The Negative Hairdresser................Steel Dove

  Author:  33900  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/8/2003 7:15:00 PM)
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This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less makes your life miserable...

A New York woman was at her hairdresser's on Park Avenue getting her hair styled prior to a trip to Rome with her husband.

She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?

It's crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So,how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late.

So, where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's left bank called Teste..." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced.

So, what'cha doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman,"not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel -- it was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his privateroom and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minuteslater, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh, really...What'd he say?" He said,













"Where'd you get the cruddy hairdo?"

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Replies:      
Date: 6/8/2003 7:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    LMBO!  
Date: 6/8/2003 7:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    lmao... thats hilarous....(i'm a hairdresser )  
Date: 6/8/2003 7:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    not a negative one though lol  
Date: 6/8/2003 7:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 1799    LOL! thats great.   
Date: 6/8/2003 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 24924    OMG! What a great comeback! I love it! LMAO!  
Date: 6/8/2003 8:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    LMAo that was great. Cleaned up as well. Great post!  
Date: 6/8/2003 9:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 46704    LOL! Great one!!  
Date: 6/8/2003 11:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 53427    Lol That was cute.  
Date: 6/8/2003 11:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 36956    LMAO!!!! hehe  
Date: 6/9/2003 10:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 49976    LMAO that was so funny.
Hugs&Cookies
  
Date: 6/9/2003 1:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 59897    Ha!  
Date: 6/9/2003 1:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 48279    OH THAT WAS GREAT! hehehehe I just hope i'm never like that hairdresser cause thats what i want to be hahahaha! ~Hereisanameforyou  
Date: 6/9/2003 11:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 62132    LOL!  
Date: 6/10/2003 10:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 52834    That was greatlol
Date: 6/13/2003 3:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    LMAO! Thanks for the laugh, sis. I really needed it. LOL!  
Date: 6/21/2005 4:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL!! Too funny...thanks for the laugh!! 80)  

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