More about negative attributes to existance.

How is God? He's alright. Nice fellow. Don't speak to me much. I like him though. He sorts me out all the best situations to mess up. I like him, everyday I am with him. All the time. Doing things and sorting out peoples lives. Its a bloody great life. Having said that, he gave me one of the worst casings of all time, that includes some of the peasants Jesus saved. Its not his fault. He had nothing to do with it. It was probably something to do with my ancestors. To be honest I think he might be a bit clueless. I think he might be having some personal problems with me. In that I will not help him out. Like phoning people who I have not seen in a long while. Family and suchlike. Its not my fault, its not his fault, you see. Its the way things are, unfortunatley. And we have spent the last year learning this. Some people are here on earth to be made examples of. Like my old buddy Alan, who once soiled his pants before work. He was fired soon after, but we all rememebered him since he was such a strange chap. The poor chap, I quite liked him. That was a quality I liked to have, to be able enjoy the company of complete toss pots. Lord honestly knows why. Perhaps spoiled as a child. Surely our parents cannot be blamed, we are after all taught to respect them since we have no natural instinct for such capacity. Perhaps, then, if we have forgotten to teach our children respect, it would be impossible to blame our parents. Therefore it must be Gods fault entirely, yet we cannot blame him. But an example cannot be an example if he does not enjoy it. What happens when a person is utterly depressed and yet is still made an example of is down to the individual. He then has the opportunity to be a suicide victim. So in a nut shell, you cannot be a friend to somebody who makes a fool of you. This must mean that God is laughing at some people who are entirely innocent and therefore justice in this case is abolished. A person cannot fail every small test presented. It cannot be possible, unless of course he or she wants to fail, in which case there must be some psychological vengance to be fulfilled, some personal ideas to be vilified. Some party somewhere down the line has something to answer for. However God can't be blamed, because we can't see him. He isn't there. If we can blame God, then he must have some personal problem with his people. God is perfect in his knowledge of the universe and therefore he must have some deeply ingrained detest for some aspects of human life which He pin points; takes out on specifically singled out human beings. What could it be about a persons past, their subconsious, large as it is, or the family history which God can hate about a person? When a person has over stepped the mark it becomes difficult to repay the spiritual debt. It should not be possible to make these mistakes. Never the less it is. And so there must be a reason. Could it possibly be that we make these mistakes in order to fullfill media requirements for preventing them from being made in the first place? That is far to much of an obvious assumption. A persons existance is far too much of a precious thing to be used. Especially when there is not a reward in sight.

Of course life is just. We are tested all the time. The little tests count and whatever we get out of life, we deserve. That is the justification. So, when we complain about our lives, we are farting into the wind. What is this? Well then we can't complain. Right then there we go its piss about like monkeys in the trees time. you know what I mean. I mean. God loves us, correct? Right, so we are allowed to be like bar stewards at a festival behind the tent. and mess around. But look what happ....

We get tested all the time in life. Our tests lead to failures and those are rewarded with alterative gifts of secret specialness. Perhaps the option to visit an amusement arcade. Keep ourselves amused, thats what we should do. And it is our justifications for our failures which cause us to question, "Why are we allowed to fail in the first place?"

Lets imagine a world where everything is a success. It isn't possible. Like a blissful utopia, a paradise of wonder and free loving. Nothing would get done. Success would be acheivable by having sat in a seat, which would not have been necessary, or even built. If it were not for failure there would be no need for life itself. All life would, so to speak, be unnessesary. We would be but a sparkle of spritual ectoplasm in the centre of the cosmos. If that.

So, in retrospect, people who are failures should feel special. It is failure which we should most definitely not encourage. For to promote failure is a failure and double cancellation.

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