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Why The English Language Is So Hard To Learn *~*KobakiEnoku*~*

  Author:  37482  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/7/2003 10:08:00 PM)
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1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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Date: 6/7/2003 10:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 16164    that is true...everything is too much alike.english is the hardest language  
Date: 6/7/2003 10:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 28767    Yeah these were kinda funny. Sometimes i don't even get the english language. Peace Out..  
Date: 6/7/2003 11:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    Man, now I'm all confused LOL, good post   
Date: 6/8/2003 12:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 53961    So true! lol!  
Date: 6/8/2003 12:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 57079    oh my god im completly confused!!! that wuz funny! <3 always, 4 ever insane  
Date: 6/8/2003 12:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 52746    I've read something like this before and I can't remember if I've posted it.  
Date: 10/15/2005 9:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 51292    Wow..LOL! Ive heard that english is the hardest language to learn..now I see why! Im really glad I already know it..LOL! Good post!   

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